I have a giraffe that I inherited from my great aunt?

Why keep it inconspicuous? Giraffes are pretty cool. You'll look slick if you ride it around town. That's what city giraffes need, anyway- a job to do. If they aren't busy, they start complaining. (Trust me! My friend once had a giraffe. It was pretty obnoxious, the way it would eat everybody's hair for giggles. But when They turned his fascination with hair into something productive, everybody was happy. He is now the manager of the most popular hair salon in town.)